Kids’ Poem: Gorilla’s Mistake

Grouchy looking gorilla

Gorilla's Mistake
by Nessa Morris

A gorilla was bored at the zoo.
He decided to get a tattoo.
  The gorilla was dumb,
  And got one on his bum.
Says gorilla’s tattoo, “I love poo.”

halibut, 40%; hiccup, 60%

I really, really, really, wanted to write a sonnet, but after several hours on several days, I realized, I suck at sonnets.

So it’s back to old faithful. Thank you, limericks, for being my friend. Eventually, I will defeat my nemesis, the sonnet. Just not anytime soon. Oh, well.

Next up, on Monday: hiccup!